Confessions of a Serial Interviewer by Steven Ra Ga

So today was my first day back at work after 11 days of COVID. And I am tired.

It’s like a disease that turns you into an old man. You become fatigued at the slightest movement, you randomly get dizzy, you get words jumbled in your mouth and forget things constantly.

Some people say COVID was an engineer bio weapon made by the Chinese. If so it’s a hell of a weapon killing some people and making other temporarily retarded.

Can you image if their was a virus called the dumb virus. And if you caught it your IQ at average is 100 suddenly dropped to 60, and you stayed that way for like 6months… now that would be one heck of a virus. And you most certainly would need city lockdowns.

Anyways.

My remaining symptoms seem to be slight cough and nasal congestion mixed with Old Man syndrome.

I swear I spent the quarter of my day chatting with a coworker about the news.