Confessions of a Serial Dater by Steven Ra Ga

We have all done it or had a friend who has done it. But before there were dating apps there was online dating like POF.

For me this revolutionized my whole “game”

The first time I had sex I was 18, it was with a friend of a friend, she was over weight and very sheltered. Her father was a low functioning alcoholic and her mom was a high functioning alcoholic.

They were divorced.

The girls brother was simple, he worked in security and had his own wild girlfriend.

For the remainder of this story will reference this girl as “Rabbit”, I call her rabbit because she once tried to save rabbits from a pet store that were bread specifically to be fed to snakes.

They didn’t survive her care and when they died, she put them in a plastic bag and tossed them in the freezer, until she could burry them I guess.

Anyways, our fist time having sex, wasn’t actually sex I guess, it took a long long long time to figure out how to get my cock inside her, she was very tight, and I was very limp.

Looking back now I can see I simply wasn’t attracted to her so getting horny was difficult.

But eventually we had sex, it was ok, we then dated for about a year because her father threatened to kill me a few times if I dumped Rabbit.

A few times the mother tried to have sex with me, that was awkward.

And one time the brothers gf left him for another man, contracted genital herpes and came back to him sobbing about how she didn’t want to die, I think she thought herpes was like AIDS and would kill you. Yah… that was a thing.

Eventually, I figure out how to muster up the courage to break off the relationship, after one bad anal experience, I decided I had enough, I grew a beard, and just drifted away.

Leaving her felt like the second year after a divorce.

I was free.

Then my journey begins.